The next best thing to being at the Oscars

Stuck at work when you’d rather be watching the Oscars on Monday morning? Do the next best thing and join TODAY’s Flick Chick Genevieve Loh and her horrible boss Phin Wong as they live-blog their way through all the fashion blunders, trips up the steps, and speech snafus. And the results, of course.

Why is this the only Oscar live-blogging experience you should embark on? Well, Genevieve and Phin’s long and splendid Oscar experience alone should be reason enough.

There was the time Genevieve tried to make the Mother Goose look happen.

And the time her right leg received an invite and she went as its plus-one.

Or the time Charlize Theron had enough of Genevieve’s incessant knock-knock jokes.

One time Phin showed up at the Oscars in his Sunday morning attire.

Which was slightly better than the time the Oscars coincided with his chest hair transplant. David Niven was not amused but he is dead now.

Last year, however, Phin and Genevieve did not receive an invitation to the Oscars. So they took on a gig dancing for Seth MacFarlane. They are still bickering over who looked better in yellow.

Genevieve and Phin’s live-blogging of the 86th Academy Awards starts 7am, March 3. Follow the action at http://tdy.sg/oscarslive2014.

*Everything you’ve read on this page is true in the minds of Genevieve and Phin. Any claim to the contrary is utter bollocks.