The most memorable quotes from 2015 Star Awards

“What’s my purse for? My purse is for keeping sweets!” Pan Ling Ling’s secret arsenal of sugar to stay perky when the going gets ... less exciting.

“I’m so nervous it feels like I’m about to have a baby. I’ve had my thank you speech prepared for years so I hope I’ll get to use it today.” Shaun Chen finally fulfills his wish.

“It won’t crease the outfit right?” Joanne Peh’s hopes the baby isn’t a fashion liability. By the way, Joanne is using IT as she’s keeping the gender of her baby secret for now. Don’t worry, about feeling left out—even ah bu David Gan doesn’t know.

“I’ve only had two eggs today because I’m not in the mood to eat.” Xu Bin is that nervous.

“Maybe tone down the resting bitch face … by a little.” Rui en can’t help the way she looks, you know.

“Should there be an award for Most Altered Face?” A famous makeup artist at work knows exactly what he is bitching about.

“Eh, what’s up with all the ugly hair this year? All so wet and ugly.” A backstage worker commenting on the wet gel look sported by Taiwanese singer Ella, Jeanette Aw, Belinda Lee, Zoe Tay and Tracey Lee.

“I am the 11th top Most Popular Female Artiste!” quipped a popular Sheila Sim busy entertaining wefie requests.

“I really wanted some french fries but I had to refrain.” Felicia Chin needs to fit into her outfit, ok?

“The bastard left his stuff in my car. I can’t go home!” Pierre Png was still hunting Best Actor Shaun Chen down when we left.

“My mother had to take two pills because she was nervous.” Mama Fang can finally relax since sonny Ian got a Top 10 award.