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Who will Taylor Swift date next?

SINGAPORE – In the least surprising news of the century, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have broken up. Also, the earth is round.

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have ended their relationship. Life goes on.

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have ended their relationship. Life goes on.

SINGAPORE – In the least surprising news of the century, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have broken up. Also, the earth is round.

Yes, the coupling of “Swiddleston” or “Hiddleswift” (which ever you prefer) three months ago was the most conscious one in the world, and the Internet went nuts due to the eligibility of Hiddleston and the fact that Tay Tay rebounded so soon after breaking up with DJ Calvin Harris. Of course, the backlash started. Now even die-hard Swifties are getting a little peeved with their attention-seeking idol because, hey, she broke Loki’s heart. Not cool.

But, based on Taylor’s romantic history timeline, she has no doubt already moved, er, swiftly on. She’s probably going to be “accidentally” photographed cavorting with her newest squeeze in, oh, about two hours’ time. Who is it likely to be?

1. Hmm… We’re trying really hard to think of someone male, famous and eligible, but it seems like Taylor’s already dated them all…

2. … Nope, still drawing a blank space.

3. They don’t HAVE to be male, right? As long as they’re famous and eligible?

4. North or Saint West. Keeping up with the Kardashians would be more fun with Taylor thrown in.

5. Psy. Because blondes prefer Gentlemen.

6. Back to Jake Gyllenhaal, since “we are never, ever getting back together” and we all know that really means she’s dying to have him back.

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