7 times the men of The Magnificent Seven ruined men for us

The Magnificent Seven, in IMAX Sept 22.
Warning: This is a story about hot men. These men are talented actors who have dedicated years to honing their craft, and might very well be intelligent, supremely big-hearted, outstanding model citizens. These are also men who look good without their shirts on. If this offends your sensibilities, or if you clicked on this expecting a round-up of the markets today, you’ll want to hit that “back” button and forever hold your peace.
Otherwise: Pectorals and biceps and abs — oh, my.
The Magnificent Seven might be a shoot-’em-up action-adventure with enviable pedigree — being a reimagining of the classic starring Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen, which in turn was a take on Akira Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai — but, ladies, it may also be one of the most stunning collection of men ever assembled for a single film.
Warning: This is a story about hot men. These men are talented actors who have dedicated years to honing their craft, and might very well be intelligent, supremely big-hearted, outstanding model citizens. These are also men who look good without their shirts on. If this offends your sensibilities, or if you clicked on this expecting a round-up of the markets today, you’ll want to hit that “back” button and forever hold your peace.
Otherwise: Pectorals and biceps and abs — oh, my.
The Magnificent Seven might be a shoot-’em-up action-adventure with enviable pedigree — being a reimagining of the classic starring Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen, which in turn was a take on Akira Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai — but, ladies, it may also be one of the most stunning collection of men ever assembled for a single film.












